Museums are a wonderful place to work, but certainly we have all made deals with demons at crossroads to be so lucky as to work here. There is an unspoken trade off to handling fascinating artifacts, collaborating with interesting people, and finding new and innovative ways to interpret art, history, culture, and science. That trade off is found in the day to day activities, where the doldrums mask the hidden horrors in every museum. Thank you to MuseumHack, who has given me the opportunity to explore these terrors in Museum Gothic.